Saturday, December 25, 2010

Stomach Pins And Needles

Christmas greeting from

VfLeser love, my love both Martin and Maik,

like I send you also this year a Christmas greeting from the football heavens. I can tell you that Christmas is coming. And here is the last few days all hell broke loose. [But: Compared to the situation on our Fegefeuerchen Bökelberg burns rather miserably on the back burner.] Together with all my parts and Fußballengelchen In fact I have been making in full swing in mind that our annual "Heavenly Christmas Tournament" as usual tomorrow, on 2 Christmas Day to take place, can, but the weather conditions up here are pretty harsh. And that's not all: We have invited again as an earthly team as visiting team, and the gentlemen do not know how to come in this weather up here. Gee whiz, it's all very complicated.

And you, how are you? In a time when the promise of fewer and fewer people from the so-called world religions winning answers to the big questions of life, with you You'll probably feel really lifted me pretty good, right? I am a good God, the laws of logic in not suspended, and I promise nothing I can not keep: Single-leg will be at with no national players, Blind people can not see suddenly, and the supply of 50,000 every 14 days in the Borussia Park can be so easily does not make a sumptuous feast; move would require only once a cook, fish and meat can actually tell them apart and not just asserted.

In other words, I am a good God. I am suffering and rejoicing with you, so with the VfLs. Often, I offer you no answers, but I refused, so that you grow and take your own conclusions yourselves. And, you know it: Only sometimes do I access directly to the game events, very, very rarely, if at all unjust to me is received or I just again want to have some fun.

Let us briefly look back at the past year. Osnabrück was in the spring in the second Bundesliga returned. To be honest I had resolved, after the descent, which, as emerges more and more, in large part on the betting account of a pair of pseudo-professionals is regretful, the fate of a little helping hand. I would like here are sprinkled or an own goal there a red card for the opponent, but I did not have to. Osnabrück has such a superior direct resurgence made perfect, that I've never used. Worse still: the one time I really could have done, I goofed. The 0-1 defeat against Schalke in the DFB-Pokal I do not have prevented. As Kuranyi in the 59th Minute, the Schalke goal scored, I was still a punch in my "VIG" lounge. Then I have any leverage more found to avert the disaster. Sorry for that. After this formidable season is for sure: You have a good at me.

"What to do with my power?", This question was posed to me when I had to acknowledge that not every Osnabrück me if needed. Well, what can I say? Since only remained Gladbach. Since I have the tremendous qualities of the then-new foal coach knew that even before all of his teams that he worked in professional football, has determined in the descent, I wanted this time on each case number Sure. "With 39 points is never a team has gone, I thought," that itself creates not Frontzeck. And I was right. At the end of the Borussia trickled in at number 12, a, better one was used only by another visionary on the sidelines, Horst Köppel. Unfortunately, we moved on Bökelberg it the wrong conclusions, but as I said, miracles happen just not always, at least not with me.

I knew at least not what I should do faced with the current situation in Gladbach yet. It is, in fact, expressed even entertaining. Since then Andy Borg moderated, I can see me on TV Musikantenstadl in solidarity with my old Karl's not mate Moik more. I prefer to refresh me again on Dilettantenstadl Gladbach, who is also a much richer point. And on the lawn is now so undeniable a lot going on: 47 goals in 17 games, and VfL itself has also taken a few. I paid entrance fee would be € / Tor-rate better in any other German professional club!

The purple-white winters VfL however beyond the relegation zone and can look forward, despite some inconveniences defeats and a draw really. You will perhaps hoping, but surely not expect to have to play a worry-free season? Do not expect a miracle! Not from me, and certainly not by your boys! When the going gets tough comes, I promise you I'll be who I will be.

The rest? What else happened? Do we need to talk about it another time. I have to do for the tournament tomorrow so much. For Christmas I got a new interior for my Very-important-God get lounge, which I will send out clean for visitors tomorrow. And then there's the problem with the earthly visiting team. Roman Abramovich has now reported and offered to send up his private jet with a star ensemble, coached by Alex Ferguson. That's impossible now! I had an extra force to Tinker Michael Frontzeck hired as coach, so my own team, at least not last time is. What now? Look's to with, I must work.

Hohoho,
your football god

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